There’s a palm-sized chunk out of the corner post of our deck that never fails to bring a smile, no matter how many years have gone by.
My dad’s shotgun made the splintered gouge. He must have been sitting on the sandstone planter, armed and ready for his grizzly foe—a groundhog whose burrow is under the rhododendrons that border the deck. Both the pressure-treated cavity and the groundhog den remain. My dad has been gone for 10 years. I figure this “hunting” escapade must have taken place a good 10 to 20 years before that. I can still imagine my dad hunkered down, right outside the living room windows, aiming for the critter when the deck got in the way.
I’ve read that groundhogs live only three to six years. Most of this decade we’ve had a series of rescue dogs (Sandy 1, 2, and 3) to patrol the yard. But Sandy 3 has been gone for two years now. So I’m dealing with anywhere from the 5th to the 10th generation of the wily beast who bested by dad. And he (or she) is besting me.
First, it was the sugar snap peas. Those first tender shoots of April nibbled to the ground. Next came the birdhouse gourds. My friend Kathy grew the seedlings for our Master Gardener Plant Sale in May. I thought they’d look great growing up the trellis near the deck. They didn’t make it to Memorial Day.
Then came two pots of eggplants—each leaf was tenderly trimmed, leaving bare stalks with a single lavender eggplant the size of my thumbnail holding on for dear life. The bronze fennel—whoosh, it didn’t last a week. And the Tithonia tower I was hoping would send out its Aztec orange blossoms to Saturn’s rings around the blue wren house is 6 inches tall and naked.
On the opposite side of the deck, a good 6-to-8 feet above the groundhog’s lair, is a large planter with seven ripening Black Truffle tomatoes the size of my fist. The turkey bacon is waiting in the refrigerator. I checked them this morning. Each fruit was smooth and beautiful, except for the bottom. Each had a bite or two, suspiciously the size of a groundhog jaw, hidden underneath. I tore them off the plant and pelted them into the shrubs, down to the groundhog den. Breakfast in bed.
I suppose I should be grateful for the plants that haven’t been devoured.
I didn’t take any chances with the Honey Nut Butternut Squash. It is the first time I’ve grown it. I babied the seedling in a pot in the atrium until last weekend, when I planted it, covering it with a plastic crate. I’ll write about the survivors, and, I hope, Honey Nut, in a future blog. Until then, I asked the contractor who is planning to replace the old deck to keep the shattered corner post for me. Laurie Lynch